My professor ended class early because she took cold medicine and was feeling drowsy, which is v good because I was falling asleep in class for the same reasons.

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I don’t wanna go to class, or work, or generally do life today. I’m tired and I feel like even more shit than I did all weekend and I just want to put on a pair of sweatpants and eat and watch it’s always sunny or maybe some strange documentaries on netflix ugh

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memoriastoica:

Charlie’s Illiterate Notes

H/T

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It’s almost midnight, I should’ve been asleep 2 hours ago considering I’m heading back to Purchase at 6am tomorrow, but I’ve been reading Gone Girl and I’m about 2/3 through it and I need a hug really badly lmao

Also, my professor just sent our class an email saying, basically, “you all pretty much suck at writing and need to be taught more, so I’m canceling one of the assignments”

That is v good news for me.

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Just found out that the drink I’ve been drinking tonight is basically a mix of 7 different liquors ooppppps lol

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onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

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I just took alka seltzer for my sinuses and forgot that I’m drinking tonight. Fuck.

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