I had a dream that I got a job.

This is how this summer is gonna play out, isn’t it.

forever laughing at matt smith’s bald head

That’s like one time we were coming back from this Vietnamese restaurant, and she didn’t like the spring rolls that I’d recommended, and she goes

“They tasted like dick, explains why you liked them so much.”

Can we just talk about how I was sitting outside with my mom drinking coffee and she notices the huge bruise on my leg that I got a few days ago bike riding and just casually remarks

“rough sex, huh?”

I’m laughing so hard at all the people having like emotional breakdowns over this whole yahoo thing.

Like there’s so much anger over a website changing but not actually changing

It makes me mad that there are people who work at bakeries and don’t give a shit about baking, meanwhile I’d kill for a job at one.

not-so-little-cal:

an-egg:

not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people

sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s